WOJAK X ABSTRACT

What If I told you there was a place...
Where Wojak will finally win. Have you joined Abstract anon?

Wojak has seen it all. The rug pulls, the gas fees, the faded dreams of making it in crypto. He was there when the bull ran wild, only to watch it vanish into the abyss of a brutal bear. He’s been liquidated, rekt, and outplayed by whales. Every L, every missed entry, every “if only I bought sooner” moment—Wojak has lived it.

But something has changed.

A new frontier is emerging: Abstract, the layer-2 revolution—built for fun and interactivity, and of course penguins. Wojak likes penguins. Wojak sees the future, and for the first time, he’s early.

This is his shot at redemption.

No more cope. No more exit liquidity. Wojak is taking control. $WOJACT isn’t just a token—it’s a movement. A battalion of crypto enjoyoors, all hungry for their first real win. The past is dust. The future is Abstract.

But Wojak can’t do it alone.

He needs you—the anon, the degen, the underdog who’s been overlooked for too long. The army of Wojaks is assembling.

The mission? Dominate Abstract. Seize the future, for it's already coded.

🚀 WOJACT Trade Watch

Running a degen token on Abstract Layer 2? Add this bot to your Telegram and let it auto-report every transaction for your token. Just set the token address, and it handles the rest—real-time pricing, trade alerts, live bonding process tracking, and burn transaction reports 🔥.

• 💸 Instant buy & sell reports in your channel
• 🔗 Track the bonding process in real-time
• 🔥 See every burn transaction as it happens
• ⚙️ You pick the token, bot does the work

Built by $WOJACT – because we degen harder.

Plug it in and let the trades roll. ⬇️